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Like sandpaper

2
One-ply Hell

3
Your average two-ply

4
Cottony-soft

5
George-Costanza-Draped-in-Velvet Soft
 

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No soap, no water, no paper towels, no hand blowers

2
Crappy powdered soap, freezing water, no paper towels/broken hand blowers

3
Byrnes-dorm-style foam soap, cool water, hand blowers/crappy paper towels

4
Liquid soap, warm water, absorbent paper towels/hand towels

5
Individually-wrapped hand soap, temperature-on-demand water, Tuxedoed attendant dries your hands with his breath
 

1
The Dark Side of the Moon (way too dark) or the sun from the face of Mercury (way too bright)

2
A well-lit alley in a large city/Summer daylight/Flickering Lights

3
Dimly-lit Romantic Candlelight/Florescent light

4
Comfortably dim lighting

5
Light from the heavens – not too dark or bright; just right
 

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Like the bathroom in Trainspotting; You don’t want to be in here unless you have to.

2
Your average State Fair Porta-Potty/Water on the floor

3
Above-average Interstate Rest Area

4
Nice Hotel Lobby Restroom

5
“I could eat in here”!
 

1
Feels like you’re in the middle of Times Square

2
Feels like you’re in the middle of a small parade

3
Chick-fil-a on a Saturday morning

4
Williams-Brice-Stadium-in-the-third-quarter Solitude

5
“I am the last man on earth!”
 

1
Like a toilet seat of nails

2
“One-and-done”

3
You could read an average National Geographic Article comfortably

4
You could read a few chapters of Harry Potter comfortably

5
Camped out, watching Lord of the Rings (the Extended Versions) – like sitting on a cloud
 

1
All the charm of an outhouse… in Deliverance

2
Less-than-pleasing rustic aesthetic

3
Bed-n-Breakfast Quaint

4
Dinner-at-High-Cotton

5
“This is how The Queen of England goes!"