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1
Like sandpaper
2
One-ply Hell
3
Your average two-ply
4
Cottony-soft
5
George-Costanza-Draped-in-Velvet Soft
 
1
No soap, no water, no paper towels, no hand blowers
2
Crappy powdered soap, freezing water, no paper towels/broken hand blowers
3
Byrnes-dorm-style foam soap, cool water, hand blowers/crappy paper towels
4
Liquid soap, warm water, absorbent paper towels/hand towels
5
Individually-wrapped hand soap, temperature-on-demand water, Tuxedoed attendant dries your hands with his breath
 
1
The Dark Side of the Moon (way too dark) or the sun from the face of Mercury (way too bright)
2
A well-lit alley in a large city/Summer daylight/Flickering Lights
3
Dimly-lit Romantic Candlelight/Florescent light
4
Comfortably dim lighting
5
Light from the heavens – not too dark or bright; just right
 
1
Like the bathroom in Trainspotting; You don’t want to be in here unless you have to.
2
Your average State Fair Porta-Potty/Water on the floor
3
Above-average Interstate Rest Area
4
Nice Hotel Lobby Restroom
5
“I could eat in here”!
 
1
Feels like you’re in the middle of Times Square
2
Feels like you’re in the middle of a small parade
3
Chick-fil-a on a Saturday morning
4
Williams-Brice-Stadium-in-the-third-quarter Solitude
5
“I am the last man on earth!”
 
1
Like a toilet seat of nails
2
“One-and-done”
3
You could read an average National Geographic Article comfortably
4
You could read a few chapters of Harry Potter comfortably
5
Camped out, watching Lord of the Rings (the Extended Versions) – like sitting on a cloud
 
1
All the charm of an outhouse… in Deliverance
2
Less-than-pleasing rustic aesthetic
3
Bed-n-Breakfast Quaint
4
Dinner-at-High-Cotton
5
“This is how The Queen of England goes!"